Written by PJ
March 2, 2007
- The hosts: Matt, Freddy, Andy, Amy
News
- Kelley is still really, really sick. Ryan is on sabbatical.
- Universal is working on “Alfred Hitchcock Presents: A Film About the Making of Psycho”.
- This is not the 30 Rock Podcast.
- Neil Marshall is making a new film called Doomsday, starring Sean Pertwee. The plot is a military team enters the “Infected Zone” to find a cure to the Reaper Virus. The phrase “Infected Zone” sets off a whole scary discussion about Total Woman and feminine issues.
- Another update about the Monster Squad DVD.
- Trailer for the movie Vacancy starring Luke Wilson is available online.
- According to Andy, Kate Beckinsale has a bad boob job. Check out badboobjobs.com to see more.
- Dr. Dre is starting a film company and will be making horror movies.
Straight To Video Russian Roulette
Freddy was supposed to watch Bit Parts, but he couldn’t find it. He picked up Dead Mary at the video store instead. Movie starts out promising. Cast of people in their mid 20’s are camping. They are sitting around a campfire, drinking some beer, and talking about sleep paralysis (which scares the shit out of Freddy). The discussion turns to Dead Mary aka Bloody Mary. Next thing you know, one of the cast turns up dead, then sits up and starts nagging everyone. Movie is taking a very bad turn. Movie had great promise, but then ended up not being believable.
Question: Chiseck won last week, but he isn’t here this week. Matt asked this week’s question. Matt has a Bottom 5 Movies of All Time list. Name two movies.
Answer: Batteries Not Included and The Pledge.
Amy lost and has to watch Are You Scared?
Main Topic
Compare/Contrast the original versus the remake of the Wicker Man.
The Wicker Man (1973) was a very original film. Even Matt liked it. Movie has some nudity (character Willow dances around while naked). Matt missed some of this cause he was busy making himself a M&M character online. This is a very trippy movie, but the crew recommends it. The movie ends with one of the most horrifying conclusions in a movie.
Christopher Lee in Drag = Cher.
The remake was horrible. Nicolas Cage can’t act his way out of a wet paper bag. This movie is a hunk of shit. This movie focuses on anti-women sentiment, and Nicolas Cage punches a lot of women.
Callers/Emailers to the Show
- *Cough* *Hack* *Cough* Louis calls in to say that he is dying. The previous episode made him feel better since everyone was sick on the show. *Cough*
- Louis calls back again to let everyone know that he’s ok. He bitches about the cast’s voicemail message.
- The Movie Critic calls in to recommend the Wishmaster Series for review by the team. He’s also created a Night of the Living Podcast YouTube group. He also thinks that Phleghm is getting a little old.
- Shaggy phones in to say that he was surprised that Die Blacula Die did not make it into the last episodes reviews for Black History Month. He states that all porn sucks and Phleghm should have his own segment.
- Appreciative email from listener Mindy. She recommends House 4 for review.
- Dave from the UK emails and recommends Popcorn.
- Patrick emailed the show to say that he watched Halloween Night and that he disliked the movie, intensely.
- Corey emails in to express his desire to make the website easier to navigate. Maybe even include a STVRR poll.
- Listener with Brooklyn accent calls from Tokyo, Japan to say who much he loves the show and zombie movies. Thank you, Mr. Soprano.
Notes of Interest
- Randomly, this show turns into the 30 Rock Show, the Grey’s Anatomy Podcast, and the Food Network Podcast.
- Quote of the Day: “High Five for Cocklovers!” Thank you, Andy. Game over.
- Best Sound byte: “Methinks you be a bit stingy with your candy, Miss!” Garfield’s Halloween Special.
- Matt, Ryan, and Andy watched Daredevil together on Valentine’s Day. How Sweet.
- Cast discusses best ways to convince girls to let guys grope their boobs. Andy presents “Tune in Tokyo.”
- Freddy recommends two porns: Bobbysocks and Flashpoint. He even supplies the listeners with plot outlines.
- Matt saw Ghost Rider. Bad movie.
Show goes out to Willow’s Song from the movie The Wicker Man.
